I vaguely remember this happening, but I definitely don’t remember the alien abduction/head embiggening/idol worship ceremony that obviously transpired, according to this incomprehensible illustration. Or, did I draw something from West Point that I no longer remember even seeing? Perhaps someone with a better knowledge of the gigantic bronze sculptures they keep at the United States Military Academy can fill me in.

I must’ve switched from “West Pont” to U.S.M.A because I had an inkling I couldn’t go wrong with the latter.